I read reader digest, May 2009 edition and found this article by Nury Vittachi in Unbelievable column. It's hillariously funny, I put the funiest part here.
New drugs for men (by women):
1. Anniversia: triggers memories of birthday and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at jewellery shops.
2. Verbiloose: one spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for whole 20 minutes.
3. Slendavis: widen and flattens the male cornea, making wives appear slim and willowy.
4. Belchex: adds a terrifyingly foul taste to stomach gas making men scarring to burp, or let loose any other gas from their body.
5. Aspirude: small white tablet that prevents men from telling off-colour jokes at dinner party
6.Combovex: shortens hair at the sides of the head, so men cannot make themselves look silly by combing locks over their bald spot
7. Sportoblind: reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognising the word "sports" on the TV.
Etc... Beli sendiri aja deh
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